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I don’t remember the last time I paid for coffee.

My mom gave me dozens of coupons for a free tall cup of coffee from Starbucks, and it’s been great being able to walk into the shop without spending a dime, sometimes even using the Wi-Fi. I feel like I’m sticking it to Starbucks in some very small pathetic way.

Then again, the reason my mom had all those coupons is because she buys massive supplies of packaged Starbucks coffee, so I’m not even really doing anything except destroying the planet one tall paper coffee cup at a time.

My brain never sleeps.